your wife when she tries out taking a selfie
when the manager of the trailer park is also hot as shit
senior year abroad
taking a picture of that moment when my roommate sees my other roommate naked and realizes how big her tits are.
hotel
"i've had a little bit to drink, so if you want to jack off on me i am fine with that"
nerds like you to jack-off in their mouths too
"you said you wanted to have sex, but now you just want to jack-off on my tits."